What A Fool Have I Been

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Do you remember the times, we spent kissing,
You, me and the cool breeze hissing.
Days when your smile used to light me,
Times when I thought you were made for me.

Lonely days and lonely nights,
How I miss those silly fights.
Those times we spent together,
Times I wish would last forever.

Sometimes I feel, I have lost that fire.
Without you, I have no other desire.
How I wish, I could come out of this.
Console myself, that it was just another kiss.

Words you spoke words you didn’t.
Things you did things you didn’t .
Words and things, I miss so much,
Wish you could know, how much.

A thousand times, we tread that street.
Times when everything tasted so sweet.
Times when aimlessly, we used to walk,
Hand in hand, with endless things to talk.

Yesterday when I tread the same street,
Lonely and lost, with no goals to meet.
All I could feel was a pain in my spine,
I couldn’t believe, you were no more mine.

Promises that were broken, dreams that lay shattered.
Wishes that were forgotten, have left my heart tattered.
Tears in my eyes, there is pain in my heart,
I can never make it, with you and me apart.

Time has changed, so have you.
How I wish, I could do the same too.
But I know, I will have to move on.
Understand and accept, that you are gone.

How wrong was I, to think you were mine.
To believe we would last, till the end of time.
What a fool have I been,
To wish, you to be my queen.


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Why do tears come at Night

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Why do tears come at night,
Why do I feel nothing is alright.
There is no peace in my soul,
Why am I still in search of a goal.

Years have gone, I have been like this.
I am scared to the core, of being like this.
There is pain in me day and night.
Sometimes I feel, I am in a losing fight

I feel so lonely when everyone is there.
Friends and family but no one to care.
Why is it that I feel like this.
Always in search of a lost bliss.

Why do I feel like bird with no feathers.
Aims so high but for the feathers.
Happy of almost having everything.
Why do I feel I have nothing.

I feel so thirsty, My throat is dry,
Why doesn’t anyone hear my cry.
I am lost in myself, can someone help me out
The pain is severe but I can’t shout

The days are short, nights getting longer.
Things for me are getting darker and darker.
With falloff darkness fear creeps in,
Fear of committing yet another sin.

With pain I rest deep wound in my heart,
Pain which I feel will never depart.
Rest that I will never be able to feel
Wound so deep that will never heal.


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TheIndianSuperHeros

Why Indian cinema has far more superior superheroes than in Hollywood. Yeah yeah …there has been a long running debate on who is better in various categories of the cine field. Hollywood outplays Bollywood , Koliwood, Sandalwood, Teakwood and all other woods in all other categories but not in this category (Super heroes ). If you deny this fact , you haven’t been watching enough Indian movies( or to be precise the right ones).

The problem with Hollywood is that most of their super heros have non human origin. Like this kid, who gets bitten by a spider and inherits spiders’s characteristics (more than his fathers). Wonder if we had the same scenario here in India we would most probably have MosquitoMan, considering symbiotic relationship that we share with our fellow species. If the Superhero doesn’t have a non-homosapien origin he would have some abstract name like He-Man. Quite a strange name though, beats me completely. ‘He’ has to be a Man; no doubt.

The advantage of having abstract name is that you become less predictable. Any one could easily predict what spider man can do. He can swing from here to there, cast webs, get entangled in his own web, run out of web when is doing his favorite Tarzan trick. Hang upside down to kiss a gal on her lips (subject to proper altitude conditions). Of course he does carry some amount of unpredictability, unlike the spider the spider man releases the web through his wrist (saves the hero a lot embarrassment).

The story is completely different out here in Indian cinema. First of all superheroes in Indian cinema don’t have a dress code where as Superheroes in Hollywood have strict uniform (how rudimentary). Superheroes in Hollywood are literarily handicapped with out their gears. That’s not the case here, Rajinikant would belt 50 thugs no matter he wears his suit or his shorts hence they are more adaptable to the situation. Our superheroes enjoy more liberty (comfort to be precise) they are not forced to wear their underwear over their trousers, hence perform better.

Secondly our superheroes here are highly versatile. They not only perform super natural trick but are also part of complicated family drama, a cruel step mother, a drunkard father, an ailing sister and a handicapped brother. Despite such turmoil in his family he makes sure he gives at least one guest appearance for the item song. So you get more value for the money.

But what puts our super heroes a class apart form the Hollywood mutants is the dialogue delivery. Every super natural stunt is sandwiched between two shattering dialogues. For example there is this scene in the movie ‘Narasimha’ where the hero has been captivated by merciless terrorists. What do terrorists do? they subject our hero to physical torture. The Villain takes two wires (red and a green, villain seems to be well versed in physics) connects it to the transformer and tries to apply electric shock on our hero. What happens next is unbelievable (I still can’t digest it). The transformer explodes. What our hero had to say for destroying our villains uninsured transformer: “When you apply shock to a common man he gets a shock. But when you apply shock to Narasimha the current gets shock”. The villain is dumbstruck, he cannot digest the fact that all the education he had had, the 98% mark he got in his second mid term test in physics are now obsolete.

These were just samples. There are load of such superhero movies, This list is exhaustive. Our superheroes do not shy away from bullets. ‘Loha’ is a good example where you find Paaji sitting in a pretty awkward pose (disgusting) and grabbing bullets being fired by the villain with bare hands.

Considering the fact that our super heroes charge miniscule amount compared to their Hollywood counterparts. And the kind of visual treat they provide for the money. They stand tall with out any threat from anyone. I am eagerly waiting for ‘Narasimha 2’ mind it !!!

Gjee (Pronounced ass G G)

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GJee Series : I wanna be : Part 1- Techi

Gupt Gyan Guru

Hello all welcome to the first issue of GuptGyanGuru series . I am your host Gjee and in todays epiSoda we are gonna talk abt the effect of carbon dioxide on your carbonated drink …. Ok Ok I see all you guys getting too exited abt the topic . It drives me crazy how can people tune in to read topic so naive , unimportant , insignificant and .. so on and so forth. So now that I have grabbed your attention ,I am gonna change the topic (A vicious grin on my face ). After all those lame insignificant years of experience that I have had on this planet , I have at last made up my mind to share it will the rest of the under privileged people around me (the latter part includes you).

Ok so without wasting much of MY time ( I knw you people have all the time in the world) lets get to the topic. Todays topic is “ Ten tips to Become An Softwear Engine near ” . Ok I see you asking “ Why the F*** would I want to become a software engine near “ (now don’t fill the stars with letters you dirty mind, those stars imply conditions apply ). If you did ask that question then this article is for you. Well if you didn’t then I suggest you go ahead and read this article to find out if this article is for you.

TIP 1 :

Buy yourself a good laptop . You need to be dressed for the job you do . Haven’t you seen tat VAIO ad with this tall chap almost nude .. thanks to VAIO that saves his shame (puppy shame). You wanna be an IT gay (I mean guy ) you ought to have this guy ( I am referring to VAIO). Now lets come to the valid question, you bought the laptop wat next “What am I gonna do with this laptop” .. ofcourse you have enough dress in your wardrobe to cover yourself unlike the VAIO guy. First of all install all those funky tools available for FREE on the net to start with Nortan Aunty Virus . Remember that Laptop is a key part of your life, you take it where ever you go you knw it’s a style accessory . I remember one of my friend who felt it was a bit uncomfortable to loaf around carrying the lap top. His tip the heaviest component of the laptop is its battery get rid of it and you can carry it around for few extra hours guaranteed. The advantage of carrying laptop is that it makes people assume that you are a techie, right from manager to the sweeper (Though mine sweeper is all you might be using it for).

TIP 2 :

English is all tat it takes. You wanna be the IT guy you better speak English. You don’t want Bill gates talking about his next release of “Kidki” or “Jannal” you want him talking about Windows. You already scared, you haven’t had education in English. Nope there is nothing to worry , English has about 26 letters and as per the IT community not more that 15 words. Any sentence spoken by the IT guy will have 14 of these 15 words. Speak a lot of English that’s gonna make a lot of difference .

Use phrases like “On the same page” but don’t reply to such phrases. I remember this meeting that we had on Tech Spec review, The manager say “ I want every one of you to be on the same page before we start of the development” some one replies “I am page 22 of the Tec spec are you guys also there”.

TIP 3 :

Its all about customer interactions. You need to be outspoken, transparent and convincing. Its not only about pleasing your manager its more about pleasing your customer. In most cases the customer is equally dumb as you are. And to make this better the customer usually does not know what he wants. So you give him what you have and convince him that this is what he wants.

TIP 4 :

Show that you are always Under pressure. IT job pweh !! pressure is must. Make sure you show people tat you do multi- tasking . You don’t knw how to do multitasking ?? Here is the gyan. Say for example you are working on excel sheet, now to multi task what you need is couple more windows so open up some more applications/documents. Now coming to the key act you press the alt tab button continuously until you come back to the excel sheet that you were working then continue to work on the excel sheet, repeat this act at regular interval , That’s it !!!

Another way to show pressure is frustration. Walk around your cube every 10 mins talking to yourself. Pick the phone and call the pizza guy (the credit card guys not a bad option at all ) and ask him to call you back. The more calls you make the more calls you receive more busy you look.

TIP 5 :

Desktop screen has to be messy. If you are a Software engine near you cant afford to have a clean desktop. Make sure you have icons every where on the desktop . If you feel there aren’t enough files to put on your desktop, pull sum form the recycle bin . Rule of Thumb first use your desktop to store files then move to your other drives\folders.

TIP 6 :

Do some pet project apart from the project work that you don’t do. Make sure you let people know that you are working on other things . For example I am developing a software that finds the life span of your keyboard. It gives you alert on which and when the key on your keyboard has to be replaced . How does it work it keeps track of the keystrokes and keeps counting each punch and figures out which key has been extensively used. And generates report for the user. Now don’t flick this ingenious idea you dumb headed idiot I have already got it patented.

TIP 7:

Last but not the least IT guys don’t go home early. Reason ? I am yet to figure that out its 8 pm already and I am still working , phew !! ! there is too much of pressure these days , hold on gotta a call BRB ..

Gjee (Pronounced ass G G)

GuptGyanGuru

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